Tuesday, March 31, 2009

Victoria Williams: 0003



Yes, this is a must.
Check them well, and often.

Monday, March 30, 2009

Apprentice Shadow Puppeteer writes to the Master

"Thank you for casting a shadow shaped as knowledge on my brain."

Friday, March 27, 2009

Figure Sleeping


Caption by Jenny Kellerman

Wednesday, March 25, 2009

The Track-Listing of The Band's First Album, Entitled The Album


1. The First Track
2. The Second Track
3. The Third Track
4. The Fourth Track
5. The Fifth Track
6. The Sixth Track
7. The Seventh Track
8. The Eighth Track
9. The Ninth Track
10. The Tenth Track

Tuesday, March 24, 2009

Victoria Williams: 0002

All-Purpose Opinion

[Insert Noun] is awful. Awful. Some of it is good. But it's marred by the fact that most of it is awful.

An African Responds to Indie Band Names: #1 Godspeed You! Black Emperor

Monday, March 23, 2009

Chimurenga 14 Out in April



Chimurenga 14

Words and Images from: M. Neelika Jayawardane, Emily Raboteau, Rasheed Araeen, Martin Kimani, Shailja Patel, Rustum Kozain, Kai Friese, Amitav Gosh, Manu Herbstein, J.S. Saxena, Ranjith Kally, Vivek Narayanan, Achal Prabhala, Akin Adesokan, Neo Muyanga, Philippe Rekacewicz, Percy Zvomuya, Mahmood Mamdani, Binyavanga Wainaina, Raqs Media Collective, Pravasan Pillay, Rigo 23, Andile Mngxitama, Naeem Mohaiemen, Tsuba Ka 23, Girija Tropp, the Robben Island Museum, Speculative Archive, and many more …

Out on April 2

Thursday, March 19, 2009

Victoria Williams: 0001

Two Post-Coital Comments Originating From Anonymous Hotel Rooms

1. "If I was a steak I'd be well-done."

2. "When we're married darling, I'll do that for free."

Victoria Williams is a genius from England.

Wednesday, March 18, 2009

Three Laws of (South African) Robotics

1. A robot may not assist a human being or, through any action, allow a human being to cross an intersection.

2. A robot must obey orders given to it by human beings, except where such orders would conflict with the First Law.

3. A robot must protect its own existence as long as such protection does not conflict with the First or Second Law.

Saturday, March 14, 2009

Forthcoming publication from Dye Hard Press: Green Dragon 6


Contributors to this forthcoming issue of the newly relaunched Green Dragon are Alan Finlay, Arja Salafranca, Haidee Kruger, Janet van Eerden, Joop Bersee, Kelwyn Sole, Kobus Moolman, Tania van Schalkwyk, Megan Hall, Cecilia Ferriera, Anton Krueger, Allan Kolski Horwitz, Goodenough Mashego, David wa Maahlamela, Vonani Bila, Mphutlane wa Bofelo, Aryan Kaganof, Neo Molefe Shameeyaa, Colleen Higgs, Gus Ferguson, Brent Meersman, Kai Lossgott, Daniel Browde, Mick Raubenheimer and Mxolisi Nyezwa. Lyrics from Durban folk group The Litchis.

ISBN:978-0-620-43490-4

Publication scheduled for May/June.
Pricing to be confirmed.

Friday, March 13, 2009

Wednesday, March 11, 2009

Queens by Jenny Kellerman

Sunday, March 8, 2009

Quote

"I find when I do not think of myself I do not think at all" - Jules Renard

Friday, March 6, 2009

Tuesday, March 3, 2009

Early Suggestions From The Marketing Desk of The Makers of Jawbreaker Candy

Chokeball

Orifice Obliterator

Ball and Pain

Heimlicker

Monday, March 2, 2009

Inventions

Invent an application that measures and tracks the percentage of Internet that a person has visited.

For instance, when you log on the application would say: "Good morning, David. You have 20 percent of the Internet left to visit."

N.b. The application should only be sold to people named David.

Sunday, March 1, 2009

Possible domain name for social networking site servicing Antarctica

www.icebreaker.com
or, maybe
www.icebreakers.com

Adding the 's' suggests multiple opportunities for ice breaking.

This is more social.